Water Gun
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother,
he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for
the nearest sink.
I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised
at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water
guns?"
Mom smiled
and then replied, "I remember."
Too Many Soakers
You know
you have too many soakers when:
1) Your local fire department calls on your help for back-up;
2) You've turned your local desert climate into a tropical rainforest;
3) You emptied the local reservoir filling them all;
4) They've begun to multiply on their own;
5) You sleep with a soaker next to you 'cos the rest of your room is
already packed to the brim;
6) You can't remember the last time you were ever dry;
7) ...since when can you have too many soakers???
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