(Based on a true story)
I was at Nick’s house with Aaron and Ricky when we decided to have a water war. I had to equip all but Aaron and the teams were an even 2-to-2. I had the only CPS and it was a Splashzooka. The other person on my team was Nick who was equipped with a MaxD-5000. The other team however consisted of Aaron and Ricky: Aaron had his XP310 and Ricky had all the waterballoons. Continue reading Night Fight
Hi, I am Ben, an avid soldier of water warfare in which I have had many interesting experiences. My confined group of friends and I have about two to three organized one-shot kill water gun fights a week. Continue reading Incompetence
It was a hot summer day on July 4th… Yes, our Independence Day. Me <Rich> was at my friend Matt’s house for a BBQ. His little sister’s birthday was yesterday so there was a party. My family and his grandparents were there. Me, Matt, and his dad had just filled 200 water balloons without his sisters knowledge. Continue reading Independance Day
These are just 2 main actions which took place during this water battle. First thing to point out is that none of the people who played in this battle are really french or german and the teams weren’t picked out for any reasons of racism. Second is that both actions happened around my house which is built on a hill so there are 2 ground floors. OK, now the teams.
Me(Martin): CPS1200 and a shield
Matthew: SC600
Lionel: SC600 (broken pump though, obliged to use QFD)
Scott: xp240
Giacomo: xp310
Adam: CPS1200 (argh, I thought he would have used one of the weaker ones) Continue reading The French and the Germans
This was the day I had been dreaming of: The day of the Parade Water War. Continue reading Water War at the Parade
Every year, on the 4th of July, our neighborhood gets together and has a huge water fight. There are usually anywhere from 2-5 teams willing to play. The teams can range in size anywhere from 3-15. My team, with three people, has won the last four years because of our better tactics and firepower. WE usually win easily within a period of 30 minutes to an hour. But my story is about what happened last year. Last year was different because two teams combined to give us a huge battle. Continue reading War Story
I love my CPS 2000. Even though it only gets about 4 full gauges and about 3 bursts out of each full gauge, that’s still alot if you use it, correctly. As you’ll see: Continue reading A CPS2000 Story
I clinched my CPS2100 closer to my shoulder and swept it to my left eying the foliage to my left along the path. Even though it was a very cool day of only 65 degrees, I had already begun to sweat, or maybe it was just the humidity. It had rained for almost a whole week intermittently prior to today and the terrain was saturated. Listening for enemy movements, I led my squad along the path towards Mueller Drive. We had left two grunts back at base with a Max-D Secret Strike and a modified CPS1-3-5 to guard the 100 or so waterballoons stored there. My squad hugged the right flank of the battlefield. We were to manuever through the lowlands and then cross the road, head up hill through my yard, and attack the enemies critical right flank which held the impenetrable Fort Salamandastron, originally constructed by my own team. Continue reading Vermin War 8: Heavy Fighting Heavy Soakage
I had just got my new Monster X and my brother, William, had a CPS 2700. I was so excited to test it that me and Will sent invites all around our school to have a water fight. Loads of people joined in. We were going to split the party into three teams: Reapers, Surfing Soakers, and Water Vapour. The soaking would be at my house with the golf course next door. These were the members on my team:
Richard (Me) – Monster X
William – CPS 2700
William Lane – (not a super soaker, infact he has a rubbish gun; it takes 5 minutes to pump and then you have 10 shots!)
James – XP110
Ryan – CPS 1700
All of us had state-of-the-art blasters except for Lane and his weapon, of course. Our team was the Reapers and our base was at my house with a QFD in my garage and several bottles of water. Continue reading The Story of Water War
Hey, this is John, Commander of the New Model army water gun clan in Woodmere, NY. We had a practice today to warm up the team for the large 3-way fight planned for tomorrow. Only 3 men from our team (one of them was actually a defect from the other team, but he was loyal to me and was well armed) were there as this was not planned. We moved out gingerly, but in soldierly good spirits. Continue reading Charge of the Light Brigade