Category: 2006 Battle Reports

By: Dinger

Note: This is completely fictional.

It was a bright,sunny, hot summer day, and we were on a typical paintball field with bunkers and such.

We decided to have a ‘battle of the sexes’ water gun war. Continue reading Battle of the Sexes

By: Duxburian

Re-posted with permission from Duxburian. Don’t forget to check out Soaker Media.

Well, our season-opening war was earlier tonight, from 7 PM-9 PM. Unfortunately, Waterbridge was unable to field a team and Belisaurius himself could not go. But the Ridgewood Militia had already mobilized and armed too many people to cancel. So we decided to turn it into a battle winthin ourselves. There were 15 of us, so we split by the squad groups that we had decided on a while ago. I headed a group of 8, Nibordude had a group of 7. So the battle was 8v7, each side with a Douchenator.

So it starts: [remember, it is pitch dark] Continue reading Battle Report: 3/31/06